Here’s where angels sit down to weep next to devils — the often-brilliant Guillermo del Toro’s big Gothic romance / gory ghost epic looks mighty fancy but is a mess in too many ways to count. Say it Ain’t So, Guillermo! Crimson Peak Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD Universal / Legendary 2015 / Color…
Steven Spielberg’s entertaining true life account of a chapter in the Cold War concerns a crucial negotiation by a brave attorney (Tom Hanks) who goes way out on a limb in East Berlin. Hopefully I’m not alone feeling the same ‘narrative undertow’ in the storytelling style — the movie works, but it’s also aggravating. Bridge…
You want radical? Look no further. Nagisa Oshima’s near-legendary issue drama makes a wickedly frightening protest against the death penalty, but then proceeds into formal abstraction and the endorsement of a violent radical position. You can’t find a political ‘gauntlet picture’ as jarring or as potent as this one. Death by Hanging Blu-ray The Criterion…
This adult film noir masterpiece showcases the most glamorous pin-up dream girl of the 1940s. Rita Hayworth, a young Glenn Ford and a sinister George Macready form a sophisticated, poisonous love triangle. Criminal intrigues and a killer striptease fill out the bill. Gilda Blu-ray The Criterion Collection 795 1946 / B&W / 1:37 flat Academy…
Jack Nicholson found his personal favorite role in this fine road picture: Navy signalman Buddusky, charged with escorting sad-sack prisoner Randy Quaid to prison. Hal Ashby’s direction and Robert Towne’s script pitches the story at the human scale favored by ’70s director-driven filmmaking. The Last Detail Blu-ray Twilight Time Limited Edition 1973 / Color /…
Alfred Hitchcock’s true-life saga of a man wrongly accused may be Hitchcock’s most troublesome movie — all the parts work, but does it even begin to come together? Henry Fonda is the ‘ordinary victim of fate’ and an excellent Vera Miles is haunting as the wife who responds to the guilt and stress by withdrawing…
Julie Andrews, Max von Sydow and Richard Harris bring James Michener’s true saga to life — but it’s the story of the destruction of paradise. A huge success just the same, producer Walter Mirisch’s film testifies to the skill with which he brought together big talent for a show that doesn’t compromise with a happy-happy…
This is my film review and it FREAKS ME OUT! Girlie-art legend Russ Meyer and then- tyro critic Roger Ebert fashion the most garish, vulgar and absurd satire of wild Hollywood that they can think of, a camp vision of joy straight from the dizzy imagination of a breast-obsessed glamour photographer. All your favorites are…
Looking to discover a top-quality film that honors lasting values? Jean Renoir gives Zachary Scott and Betty Field as Texas sharecroppers trying to survive a rough first year. It’s beautifully written by Hugo Butler, with realistic, earthy touches not found in Hollywood pix. And the transfer is a new UCLA restoration. With two impressive short…
Everybody sing!: An Italian boy from Napoli, got petrified by the scenery. Now his face is white and his arms are long. And he’d rather choke you than sing a song! Hey Ed Cahn! Do another cheapie for us Hey Ed Cahn! No more Volcano nonsense! — A really stiff guy searches for the reincarnation…
What’s it all about, Alfie? The master of suspense goes in an unusual direction with this murder mystery with a Catholic background. And foreground. Actually, it’s a regular guidebook for proper priest deportment, and it’s so complex that we wonder if Hitchcock himself had a full grip on it. Montgomery Clift is extremely good atop…
What? Not another Hungarian silent film from 1914 — how many can the market bear? Actually, the rarity and high quality of this amazing rediscovery is nothing to laugh at. Michael Curtiz made fifty or sixty features before coming to America, and this sentimental melodrama shows us that basic entertainment values haven’t changed. The Undesirable…
Is this not the most brilliant screenplay from 2015? Alex Garland assembles a perfect fable about robots, artificial intelligence and the hubris of a software genius who thinks he’s a God. Garland’s direction is tops as well, as is the acting of Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson and Alicia Vikander. When did I realize I was…
When John Huston went to war he took his mission seriously… as an artist. He made four wartime docus for the army. San Pietro and the long suppressed Let There Be Light are the classics we studied in film school; Winning Your Wings is typical enlistment booster material and Report from the Aleutians a remarkably…
The Audubon Society battles plumage poachers in the Everglades, circa 1900. Legendary director Nicholas Ray suffered an on-location meltdown filming this early ecologically sensitive epic, but the finished product is still one of his better pictures. Burl Ives, Christopher Plummer and Chana Eden give top ‘Ray’ performances. The eccentric supporting cast includes Peter Falk, boxer…
This is as sexy as Hollywood pix got in 1960. John O’Hara’s novel about class snobbery and the drive for success posits Paul Newman as a moody go-getter. In glossy soap opera fashion, his silver spoon-fed bride Joanne Woodward morphs into an unfaithful monster. Some adulterous relationships are excused and others not in this glossy,…
Where was Leonard Pinth Garnell when we needed him? Joseph Losey is often accused of pretension but in this case he may be guilty. Robert Shaw and Malcolm McDowell are escapees scrambling across a rocky terrain, pursued by a helicopter that seems satisfied to just harass them. Keeping the audience in the dark doesn’t reap…
Hey, let’s dig up a rotting corpse, just for fun! A group of crazy Florida theater students plays a group of crazy Florida theater students in Bob Clark’s spirited no-budget attempt to ride in the wake of Night of the Living Dead. An hour of bad jokes is capped by a satisfying zombie onslaught that got…
Where do I get my Big Brother campaign pin and yard poster? Michael Radford’s elaborate Orwell adaptation sticks closely to the original book, even after decades of deriviative dystopias have stolen its fire. John Hurt is excellent as Winston Smith, and Richard Burton is his inquisitor. Nineteen Eighty-Four Blu-ray Twilight Time Limited Edition 1984 /…
Wim Wenders goes neo-noir in this wonderfully moody character-driven crime tale. Soulful art framer Bruno Ganz is the patsy in a murder scheme, but Dennis Hopper’s sociopath / villain has a change of heart and befriends him. This modern classic looks great and features movie directors Nicholas Ray and Samuel Fuller in major guest roles….
On January 10, 2016, we suffered a heartbreaking loss with the passing of David Bowie. This multi-talented musician didn’t write a song called Cracked Actor for nothing so this week we’re celebrating the late, great man with a look at his film performances. Don’t forget to click submit for your score!
Forget the proletarian messages, this Italian Neorealist classic is really an exploitation film about ogling brazen, buxom babes in short-shorts, up to their knees in a rice paddy. Hollywood actress Doris Dowling is the nominal star but new discovery Silvana Mangano became the knockout dream of every Italian male suffering from postwar shortages (cough). Giuseppe…
RKO’s morale-building wartime thriller adds an element of sexual perversion to its story of Nazi crimes against children, thus creating one of the studio’s all-time biggest hits. Bonita Granville is the victim Tim Holt her Nazi-youth heartthrob, and Otto Kruger provides the perverted sneers. Hitler’s Children DVD-R The Warner Archive Collection 1943 / B&W /…
At last, an adventure movie that does without action-epic superhero BS. It’s simply You Are There with a dozen likeable, determined climbers coping with calamity in a place that, for all the help that can be sent, ‘might as well be on the moon.’ The excellent depth effects all but nail us to the screen….
This is definitely the time of year when film critic types (I’m sure you know who I mean) spend an inordinate amount of time leading up to awards season—and it all leads up to awards season, don’t it?—compiling lists and trying to convince anyone who will listen that it was a shitty year at the…
Joshua Oppenheimer’s documentary feature takes his earlier The Act of Killing one step further. An Indonesian optometrist dares to interview death squad leaders that half a century before murdered a million people as part of an anti-communist genocide. The eye doctor’s own brother was one of the victims. What we see sheds light on a long-suppressed outrage,…