Let’s dip into the Alfred Hitchcock catalog again – and no, the wine pairing isn’t brandy.  That’s too easy, and it works with all Hitchcock movies.  For any sort of trouble that arises – and with Hitchcock, it always arises – the cure is a blast of brandy.  You can have a blast, but we…

If you spend a lot of online time at TrailersFromHell.com, you probably have an affinity for the low-budget horror films of the 1950s.  Off-kilter story lines, scenery chewing, on-screen gaffes – not a problem!  In fact, bring ’em on!  That’s what we came here for. “Daughter of Dr. Jekyll” is right in your wheelhouse.  It’s…

Is it just me, or do all the characters Eric Roberts plays need a smack upside the head from a wine bottle?  Not the 750 mL size, either, but a magnum (1.5 L) or a Methuselah (6 L) or even a Nebuchadnezzar (15 L) just to make an impression. With a roster of 243 roles…

British secret agent James Bond gave the world its most famous drink order: “A martini – shaken, not stirred.”  Even if you don’t like martinis, it sounds great in Sean Connery’s dulcet tones.  If Bond had been a Russian, he might have asked for “Wodka – leave the bottle.”  But then he would have been…

There is something quaintly American about cheerleaders.  There is also something quaintly American about baseball, apple pie and white Zinfandel.  This time, we’re hangin’ with “The Pom Pom Girls.” All-American girls in bikinis at the beach, practicing their cheers while showing their rears. Roll ‘em, aaaaand – that’s a wrap! What more do you need…

As we inch our way toward autumn, wine lovers turn their thoughts to harvest time.  Visions of grape pickers working the vineyards fill our heads, lovingly fondling each cluster of Chardonnay, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon before gently plucking it from the vine and sending it on its way to the sorting table.At the beginning of…

Don’t be too quick to fish for a white wine to pair with the 1978 “Jaws” parody, “Piranha.”  The Roger Corman production, directed by TFH chief guru Joe Dante will probably require something with a little more bite.   While “Jaws” had only one fish – okay, it was a pretty big fish – “Piranha”…

I’ll bet if a poll were taken to determine which movie star would be the most popular companion for drinks, it would be Cary Grant.  Maybe Ray Milland.  Maybe I should go to the internet and find the conclusive answer. Thanks for waiting.  It didn’t take long.  You know how fast that internet is.  A…

Golfers love wine – after they are done golfing.  While they are golfing, it’s beer.  Those inconsiderate showoffs who can shoot in the 80s probably guzzle Gatorade, or Red Bull or something called “water.”  Who cares what those inconsiderate showoffs drink, though? Golfers love “Caddyshack,” too.  Even non-golfers love “Caddyshack,” but let’s stay on the…

What kind of wine would Don Corleone drink? When that question came to mind, I turned to the one and only source for factual information – the internet.  I found that someone had already been curious about that topic, and had asked Yahoo Answers the very same question.  There was a scant response to the…

“The Man From Hong Kong” is cited as the first Australian/Hong Kong production in cinematic history, as well as the first Australian martial arts film.  Trailers From Hell guru Brian Trenchard-Smith got his directorial start with this film, and he has some nice tidbits to offer in his TFH clip.   A martial arts movie with…

When talk turns to Louisiana, we don’t really think of wine.  Mint juleps, sure.  Falstaff beer, of course.  Absinthe, it makes the heart grow fonder.  But, be honest.  When you think of Louisiana, you think of crooked politicians, complete with prison sentences. Willie Stark is the main character in “All The King’s Men,” and he…

Danny Kaye was one of my family’s favorite entertainers when I was a kid.  His movie career was (mostly) before my time, although I relished seeing his films on television.  His variety show in the mid-’60s we never missed.  It was a bittersweet joy when he skipped that giant circle around the soundstage.  It was…

When I was in college – way back when – the student center had a room where a different video each week was piped in and played continuously.  I would plop down between classes – when we weren’t drinking something horrible at the school newspaper office – and catch fifteen minutes or so of whatever…

When I first saw the classic sci-fi movie, “Them!,” I didn’t know the meaning of needing a drink.  Today, I do.  It’s a wonder this film didn’t make me seek out my parents’ wine stash years earlier than I eventually did.  Water Is Never Enough. The trailer blazes the words: Terror – Horror – Excitement…

So you meet your friends for some wine before the movie.  You allow plenty of time, so you can relax and have several glasses before walking over to the cinema.  You settle into your comfy movie chair with some of that $20 movie food, let the promos wash over you, and then… The movie is “Alien,” and…

Pairing wine with certain movies requires a leap of faith. How would you really feel having fava beans and Chianti while watching “Silence Of The Lambs”?  Arsenic And Old Lace presents a similar difficulty. Frank Capra’s film rendition of Arsenic And Old Lace stars Cary Grant as a newlywed who discovers his two sweet, old aunts are…

If you are in the mood for an unhinged parody of the beach-blanket-teen-flesh movies of the early to mid-’60s – and when are you not in the mood for that? –  “Lord Love A Duck” is where you should go.  Duck pairs wonderfully with wine and the movie gives flight to the “groovy” part of…

Orson Welles wrote, directed and co-starred in “Touch of Evil” in 1958, at the end of what might be considered film noir’s golden era.  It was right at the end of Welles’ golden era, too.  He had been packing on the pounds by this point in his career, and was also drinking too much.  In…

The Curiosity rover has begun snooping about for evidence of life on Mars.  I’ll be watching those pictures closely for evidence of wine on Mars.  Paul Mantee’s character in Robinson Crusoe on Mars could have used a little martian vino, be it red or white.Had Daniel Defoe’s earthbound Crusoe known he would be marooned for 28 years,…

For the dog days of summer, what could be better than a movie with some canine teeth?  And some claws.  And a loud bark.  And a nice wine for a dog day afternoon. “The Howling” is a great 1980s werewolf film – there were a few of them back in the day.  This one boasts…

In Withnail and I, two English chums go “on holiday by mistake” and seek refuge from their horrid lives in a bottle of whatever is nearby. The movie is loaded with writing that is memorized and used by the film’s fans in their daily lives as often as possible. How can anyone resist lines like,…

While casting about for a French wine and movie pairing, it occurred to me how much French stuff we find all around us.  That’s no surprise if you are in France, of course.  You expect it there.  But in the United States we sure have a lot of French stuff on hand.  French wine, of…

Westerns – the Great American Movie Genre.  Yes, the Italian cinema has its Spaghetti Western – Cameriere, more Sangiovese, please!  But we’re talking real, honest-to-John-Wayne American westerns here.  The kind with a big, wide-open-spaces theme by somebody like Elmer Bernstein, Alfred Newman, orLerner and Loewe.  Morricone magic is better served with the aforementioned grape of Chianti – and…

Have you ever been riding your chopper down a southern U.S. highway, lookin’ for America and unable to find it?  If so, “Easy Rider” is the movie is for you.  I’ll call a spoiler alert here in order to mention that in between the moment you see that shotgun barrel stickin’ out of the pickup…

The Fastest Guitar Alive” is one of those rock’n’roll movies that rock’n’roll would probably like to disown.  In fact, it may have driven rock’n’roll to drink – and it was doing all right in that department before this film came along in 1967. It’s Roy Orbison’s only acting role – for a clue as to…